Yes, it's your worst nightmare -- there's a whirl, a buzz a clunk, then ominous silence. Where did you leave that Tech Support number anyway?
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"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" |
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11.
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"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it." |
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"So -- what are you wearing?" |
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"Duuuuuude! Bummer!" |
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"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n." |
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"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC." |
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"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery." |
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"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." |
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"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." |
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"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!" |
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"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics." |
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"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney." |
© 1997 by Chris White. "The Top 5"