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15.
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You try to enter your password on the microwave. |
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14.
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You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. |
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13.
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You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. |
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12.
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You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?" |
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11.
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Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies on her website. |
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10.
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You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but haven't spoken to your next-door neighbor yet this year. |
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9.
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Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to play that you most despised. |
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8.
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Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. |
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7.
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You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for a quarter of what you paid. |
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6.
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The concept of using real money to make a purchase (instead of credit or debit) is foreign to you. |
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5.
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Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. |
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4.
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Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses. |
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3.
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You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. |
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2.
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You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet. |
| And the #1 sign that you've had too much technology . . . | |
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1.
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You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person. |