| Patron: | Waiter! | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | There's a fly in my soup! | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | Try again. Maybe the fly isn't really there. | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | No, it's still there. | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | Then it must be the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. | ||||||||||||||
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Patron:
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Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. | ||||||||||||||
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Waiter:
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This is starting to sound like an incompatibility issue. What kind of bowl are you using? | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | A SOUP bowl! The same one YOU served me! | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | Hmmm, that's usually the problem. Maybe it's a configuration issue: How was the bowl set up? | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup? | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | At this point, my best advice is for you to upgrade to the latest Soup of the Day. | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | You have more than one Soup of the Day each day? | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | The current Soup of the Day is tomato. | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late. | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | (Leaves and returns with
another bowl of soup and the check.)
Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. |
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| Patron: | This is potato soup. | ||||||||||||||
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Waiter:
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Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. | ||||||||||||||
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Patron:
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Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | Enjoy! (Leaves.) | ||||||||||||||
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Patron:
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Waiter! There's another fly in my soup! | ||||||||||||||
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Waiter:
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That sir, is not a fly, it is a protein feature. We have included this enhancement free with your soup upgrade. | ||||||||||||||
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Patron:
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This is completely UNACCEPTABLE!!! | ||||||||||||||
| Waiter: | Well, according to the license agreement printed on the back of your latest napkin, we are not liable for your disliking our product features. I believe we can close this ticket now. (Removes old check and leaves a new one.) | ||||||||||||||
| Patron: | (Reads the check:) | ||||||||||||||
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