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| 5. | Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night. |
| 4. | In order to get their attention, you have to turn it on. |
| 3. | As soon as you commit to one, you realize
that if you had waited a little
longer, you could have gotten a better model for half the price. |
| 2. | They are supposed to help you solve problems,
but half the time, they are
the problem. |
| 1. | They have a lot of data, but they still don't have a clue. |