| LOG ON | Making a wood stove hotter |
| LOG OFF | Dont add no more wood |
| MONITOR | Keeping an eye on the woodstove |
| DOWNLOAD | Gettin the farwood off the truk |
| MEGA HERTZ | When yer not keerful gettin the farwood |
| FLOPPY DISK | Whatcha git from trying to carry to much farwood |
| RAM | That thar thing whut splits the farwood |
| HARD DRIVE | Gittin home in the winter time |
| PROMPT | Whut the mail aint in the wintertime |
| WINDOWS | Whut to shut when its cold outside |
| SCREEN | Whut to shut when its blak fly season |
| BYTE | Whut dem dang flys do |
| CHIP | Munchies fer the tv |
| MICRO CHIP | Whuts left in the munchie bag |
| MODEM | Whacha did to the hay fields |
| DOT MATRIX | Wife of Old Dan Matrix |
| LAP TOP | Whar the kitty sleeps |
| KEYBOARD | Whar ya hang the dang keys |
| SOFTWARE | Them dang plastik forks and knifes |
| MOUSE | Whut eats the grain in the barn |
| MAIN FRAME | Whut holds up the barn ruf |
| PORT | Fancy flatlander wine |
| ENTER | Northerner talk fer, c'mon in yall |
| RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY | When ya caint member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks |
| MOUSE PAD | Thats hippie talk fer the rat hole. |