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| 5. | No one but their creator understands their
internal logic.
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| 4. | Even your smallest mistakes are immediately
committed to memory for future reference.
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| 3. | The native language used to communicate
with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
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| 2. | The message "Bad command or filename" is
about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm
certainly not going to tell you."
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| 1. | As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. |