Here are some new commands that will be featured in the forthcoming Windows 2000 release:
 

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
• Close your eyes and press Escape three times.
• Bad command or filename - Go and stand in the corner.
• This will end your Windows session. Would you like to play another game?
• Breakfast.sys halted. Cereal port not responding.
• Error reading FAT record. Try the skinny one? (Y/N)
• WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use back-up [pencil&paper.sys]
• User error: Replace user.